of course, last night is the night my favorite ex-boyfriend called to say he's getting married. obviously. That was just the cherry that the sundae of my day needed.
(yes, of course I'm happy for him. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying -- OH GOD, EVERYONE'S GETTING MARRIED AND I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE AND NO ONE WILL FIND ME FOR SEVEN MONTHS AND I'LL BE ALL MOLDY FOR THE VIEWING! Which actually happened to someone, according to a really disgusting story my friend just told me.)
LOL about the moldy viewing!! Yeah sometimes I look through the NY TIMES wedding sections to find out if my exes got married. I HOPE THEY ROT AND DIE ALONE!
Posted by: Mrs Mogul | July 06, 2007 at 04:02 PM