No, really, it is. It looks all innocuous and adorable in its clean, friendly happy-Apple design, inviting you in with a big friendly smile and all those bright colors -- but in reality, IT IS THE DEVIL designed to distract your attention so it can plunder your pockets for every last cent, so that when you check later, you will find that you cannot pay your rent because you spent all your money on iCrack.
**This rage-blackout has been brought to you by the letter C and the number 500, which is the amount of money I have APPARENTLY spent since January downloading extremely vital things like the season premiere of "America's Next Top Model" and lots of things by artists I am too embarrassed to list here, including people whose names rhyme with Critney Pears. I need HELP, people!**
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